We Made It To Another Year

Quick Notes 201001

Sunday, January 31, 2010
Miss Virginia Wins Miss America!

Twenty-two years old Caressa Cameron, a broadcast journalism student at Virginia Commonwealth University, has won the Miss America pageant.

Saturday, January 30, 2010
Serena Williams

Congratulations to Serena Williams for beating Justine Henin and winning the Australian Open!

Thursday, January 28, 2010
Ford Profits Up

Days after Toyota, the standard for automobile quality, announces its recall and halted sales, Ford announces its first full year of profits in four years, earning $2.7 billion in 2009, and its quality numbers are up. The world has truly gone mad!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Toyota Halts Sales

Not only is Toyota recalling more than two million vehicles to correct sticking accelerator pedals, the company has halted sales of its most popular models. This is a sure sign of quality problems that have plagued the world’s largest automobile manufacturer.

Monday, January 25, 2010
Justin Dior Combs Sweet Sixteen

Sean “Diddy” Combs gives his son, Justin Dior, a $360,000 Maybach with a chauffeured driver for the next edition of MTV’s My Super Sweet Sixteen.

Sunday, January 24, 2010
New Orleans Saints Are Headed To the Superbowl

The New Orleans Saints are headed to the Superbowl for the first time in history!

Thursday, January 21, 2010
Supreme Court Grants Corporations Free Speech

The Supreme Court says that American corporations have just as much rights as people. Who’d ever thought that a piece of paper would have the same rights as people.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Massachusetts Goes To The Polls

The people in Massachusetts go to the polls today to elect a replacement for Senator Edward “Ted” Kennedy’s seat and the future of the healthcare reform bill hangs in the balance.

Monday, January 18, 2010
Happy Birthday Dr. King

Today is the official King holiday!

Sunday, January 17, 2010
Happy Birthday Muhammad Ali

Happy 68th Birthday Muhammad Ali!

Saturday, January 16, 2010
Bush and Clinton

Former President Bill Clinton and former President George W. Bush have been asked to help with U.S. relief efforts after the earthquake in Haiti.  It looks like somebody forgot about the Katrina relief efforts.

Friday, January 15, 2010
Happy Birthday Dr. King

Happy Birthday Dr. King! He would’ve been eighty one today!

Thursday, January 14, 2010
Haiti Relief Effort

If you believe Rush Limbaugh, these U.S. military personnel are prepare to board a cargo plane to Haiti in an attempt to ingratiate President Barack Obama to dark and light skinned blacks.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Haiti Earthquake

A 7.0 magnitude earthquake hits Haiti leaving extensive damage.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Who Knew Mark McGuire Took Steroids

Baseball slugger Mark McGuire admits to taking steroids. Who knew?! Now lets see if he gets prosecuted with a federal crime like Barry Bonds.

Monday, January 11, 2010
Sarah Palin And God

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin once said that god wanted her to be Vice President. I guess god changed his mind.

Sunday, January 10, 2010
Last Night with Jay Leno!

NBC announced that Jay Leno’s current television show will be cancelled. Soon it will be known as Last Night with Jay Leno!

Saturday, January 9, 2010
The Original Species

The original species. The amoeba!

Thursday, January 7, 2010
It’s Cold Out There!!

It’s seriously cold out there! And all that snow gives me the perfect excuse to work from home. Now where’s my snow boots and sled?

Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Ghosts In Mississippi

Bobby DeLaughter, a former Mississippi prosecutor whose prosecution of Byron de la Beck for the murder of civil rights activist Medgar Evers inspired the movie Ghosts of Mississippi featuring Alec Baldwin as Mr. DeLaughter, reported to federal prison convicted for lying to the FBI in a judicial bribery investigation. Why is Dick Chaney and Donald Rumsfeld still walking around free?

Monday, January 4, 2010
World’s Tallest Building

The world’s tallest skyscraper opened today. The building was renamed Burj Khalifa after the Sheik Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan, the ruler of Dubai’s oil-rich neighbor Abu Dhabi, who pumped tens of billions of US. dollars into Dubai last year as the country struggled to pay the interests on its enormous debts.

Sunday, January 3, 2010
Elin Nordegren’s Christmas Present

Elin Nordegren was asked what did her husband, famous golfer Tiger Woods, get her for Christmas. Without hesitation she replied, three hundred million dollars.

Saturday, January 2, 2010
Obama With A Cigarette

After a year like 2009 dude could use a cigarette.

Friday, January 1, 2010
Happy New Year

Don’t forget to start your New Year with some black eyed peas!