Layzee, Black, Menn, and Womynn
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Are you an African American employee and your boss is on your back about you sleeping at work? Is your employer expecting you to be productive? Does the promotion process at your job require you to take a test to see how fit you are, in order for you to prove you’re not capable of dodging more responsibility? Then you need to call the law offices of Layzee, Black, Menn, and Womynn, the tough affirmative action lawyers who will fight for your right to do nothing and get paid. The attorneys at Layzee, Black, Menn, and Womynn know that affirmative action laws were designed with you in mind. And it’s about time you put them to work for you.
Since the federal government enacted affirmative actions laws back in 1964, the law offices of Layzee, Black, Menn, and Womynn have been working hard so black people everywhere don’t have to. While the law was intended as a guideline for businesses to win federal contracts, most people make the assumption that affirmative action laws apply to all aspects of private and public business. And Layzee, Black, Menn, and Womynn will be there to take advantage of people’s ignorance. Just listen to some of these testimonials!
From Whitewoods, USA
We had an all white shoe factory back in Whitewoods that made shoes for shoe stores all across America. Well, when the Layzee, Black, Menn, and Womynn found out that our factory was all white, they threatened to tell the government and have us shut down unless we hired a black person. We had to go all the way to Atlanta to find an unqualified candidate who had absolutely no credentials to do the job we were hiring him for. Well, we paid to fly him and his family in. And right after his last interview we hired him right there on the spot. He signed all the legal papers. And as soon as his signature was dry he went to sleep right there in the human resources office. We said, hey wake up! You got to go to work! He started hollering, Affirmative Action! Affirmative Action! He then said he was going to go to Layzee, Black, Menn, and Womynn. We were so scared we handed him a blanket and a pillow and did everything we could to make him comfortable. We learned our lesson the hard way. I wish I was black.
From Urban Black Town, USA
Yeah I’m a black man. And I figured I was spinning my wheels trying to do for the man like I was going to be rewarded for a job well done. I worked for my job for years like a slave. But you know what? One day I got smart. I figured I didn’t have to do anything at my job. I made the call. The very next day I went to the job and they tried to wake me up saying something about me getting back to work. I looked at them like they was crazy. Shoot, I reached into my wallet and pulled out my race card. I said, take a look at this bitches! It was a business card from Layzee, Black, Menn, and Womynn. You should’ve seen it. Their jaws dropped open as if I had drop kicked their grandma. I said, ain’t nobody going to work around here unless they want to go to work. And right now, I’m in no mood to be thinking about what y’all want. Thanks to Layzee, Black, Menn, and Womynn it actually pays to be black!
From No Schooling, USA
I used to go to school. But one day, when I was walking along with a few of my girlfriends, one of them started telling us about Layzee, Black, Menn, and Womynn. My girl said that Layzee, Black, Menn, and Womynn told them that as long as you’re black, you get first choice at any job with any employer. Test scores didn’t mean anything, as long as you’re black and you’ve got Layzee, Black, Menn, and Womynn. So I quit school and went to their law offices. I found out that employers don’t expect black people to do well and will always hire black people regardless of skill sets, experience, schooling, or knowledge because affirmative action laws make it illegal for white people to discriminate. And the law offices of Layzee, Black, Menn, and Womynn have more experience than anyone, at manipulating these laws so that black people have the advantage. It’s a wonder why black unemployment numbers are always so much higher than whites when affirmative action laws make it so easy to take employers to the bank.
So the question now is what are you waiting for? As long as you have Layzee, Black, Menn, and Womynn on your side, you’ll always have a race card to play. Don’t let whitey take advantage of you. Don’t let anybody push you around and try to give you some idea that they have expectations that you have to meet. If you’re black, you have a ticket for a free ride to the big house. There is no door that can keep you out. Affirmative action was made just for you. And if anyone tells you otherwise, tell them to take a hike. Layzee, Black, Menn, and Womynn stand ready to take anybody to court, and we’ll make them pay.
So if you feel like taking a nap or not showing up for work, go right ahead. The law office of Layzee, Black, Menn, and Womynn has your black back. Call now! Operators are standing by. Don’t waste another day working for pay. Thanks to affirmative action, the pay is yours, whether you earn it or not. Call the law offices of Layzee, Black, Menn, and Womynn to get your piece of the affirmative action pie. Preferential treatment for black people is just a phone call away. Don’t hesitate. Litigate!