The White Man That Lost The Presidency
Now I figured it out! Mr. McCain knows he’s on the line because he could go down in American history books as the white guy that lost the White House to America’s first black President! His name could actually become synonymous for the condition of a white man losing to a black man just like Benedict Arnold’s name became synonymous with being a traitor. Imagine, “Dude, you just got McCained on that basketball court!“If I was John McCain the war hero, I’m pretty sure that would make my intestines clinch up so tight that new and improved concentrated, industrial strength Metamucil wouldn’t clear up my bowels.