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Friday, May 30, 2008
The Price Of Oil Drops Again

The price of oil has dropped another four dollars yesterday. It’s now down nearly ten dollars since its high last week of more than $135! Just another hundred dollars to go to get back to pre-Bush levels!

Thursday, May 29, 2008
Glen Beck On Modern Slavery

I’m not a fan of Glen Beck, the conservative pundit featured on CNN’s Headline News. But this really is worth a read.

“Americans spend months at a time at sea fishing for crab or drilling for oil; two of the most dangerous jobs in the world. Americans clean bathrooms, subway stations and crime scenes. Americans man toll booths, pave roads, embalm bodies and inspect sewers. Yet people really expect us to believe that they won’t pick strawberries or oranges?”

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Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Scott McClellan’s What’s Happenin’

What Happened is Scott McClellan’s tell all about his time as the White House press secretary. Says Mr. McClellan, “…his (Mr. Bush’s) advisers confused the propaganda campaign with the high level of candor and honesty so fundamentally needed to build and then sustain public support during a time of war.” It should not be forgotten that Mr. McClellan was one of those advisers that carried out Mr. Bush’s policy. He helped Mr. Bush win a second term. Mr. McClellan has had more than two years to come clean. And now he wants to come out and tell the truth at $29.95 a copy.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008
McCain and Bush

Am I the only one who finds this picture disgusting?

Monday, May 26, 2008
Obama Goes To Wesleyan

As a favor to Senator Theodore Kennedy, who early last week suffered a seizure and was later diagnosed with a malignant brain tumor, Senator Barack Obama delivers the commencement address at Wesleyan University! It’s interesting he could make last minute plans to make this possible when he couldn’t fit programs like the State of the Black Union into his itinerary even when given plenty of advance notice.

Sunday, May 25, 2008
Oya On The Prowl!

Oya is on the prowl!

Saturday, May 24, 2008
Another Bush Banner

President George Bush stands in front of another banner. I wonder if this one is supposed to make up for Mission Accomplished!

Friday, May 23, 2008
McCain In Good Health

Senator McCain’s medical records have been released to prove he’s in excellent health despite his age and previous melanomas. What would you expect considering he has access to the absolute best healthcare on the planet!

Thursday, May 22, 2008
We Own A Minivan!

We finally got a minivan! Picked it up just yesterday! A Chrysler Town & Country LX. Not the flashiest vehicle in the neighborhood. I’ll leave that to the other people who need to flaunt their ability to go broke.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Clinton Wins Kentucky By Landslide

Congratulations to Senator Clinton for her landslide win in Kentucky, a state so racist that forty two percent of the people who voted for her say that if Barack Obama wins the nomination they would vote for Senator McCain and another twenty three percent said that they would stay at home.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Ted Kennedy Hospitalized

Ted Kennedy’s seizure appears to be the result of a malignant brain tumor. Good thing for him that he has access to some of the best healthcare in the world!

Saturday, May 17, 2008
Mother Hucking Idiot

This mother hucker makes a seriously stupid and callous joke while giving a speech and a loud bang was made off stage. Mr. Huckabee told the audience, that was Barack Obama trying to dodge someone aiming a gun at him. Is it any wonder he didn’t win the Republican nomination and stayed in the race far longer than necessary? The man is a freaking idiot!

Friday, May 16, 2008
Racist Obama T-Shirt

This blatant manifestation of racism will be dismissed by the dominant community as little more than a prank and means nothing in the grand scheme of things. I bet this entrepreneur will do very well.

Thursday, May 15, 2008
Parents Losing Their Only Child

China has a policy of one child per family. So in this crisis that has so many people losing their child, they have lost their only child.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Clinton Wins West Virginia

West Virginia voted overwhelmingly for Senator Hillary Clinton! Then again, what else would you expect from a state full of uneducated, white people?

Tuesday, May 13, 2008
West Virginia Votes Today

Although it is considered a given that today’s Democratic primary is a shoe in for Ms. Clinton with all of the hardworking, 8th grade educated, white people, this lazy, educated, black man wishes West Virginia good luck with the voting!

Monday, May 12, 2008
China Syndrome

A 7.8 magnitude earthquake in China, the most populous country on Earth! Thousands are feared dead!

Sunday, May 11, 2008
Mother’s Day

I almost forgot! Happy Mother’s Day Mother Nature!

Saturday, May 10, 2008
Bush Wedding Souvenirs

Now what the hell would I look like with this kind of crap in my house?

Friday, May 9, 2008
Texas Sink Hole

Texas sink hole has grown over six hundred feet wide and over two hundred feet deep. Good thing that gasoline tax holiday hasn’t passed. Somebody’s got to pay to fill this thing.

Thursday, May 8, 2008
Laura Bush Berates Myranmar

First Lady Laura Bush at the White House delivering a statement of rebuke on Myanmar after President Bush accused the military rulers of failing to warn citizens about the approach of a killer cyclone and pressed the junta to accept US aid in the disaster’s wake. Where was Ms. Bush when Katrina hit New Orleans?

Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Dawn In Myranmar

The death toll in Myranmar has surpassed twenty thousand!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

While on the forum, Hillary Clinton said, “…be there when you’re there with them. It’s easy to be looking at your Blackberry, to be on the cell phone, to be distracted. Somehow you have to create the space and time.” Unless she was talking about the fruit, who the hell has a blackberry? And she accuses Senator Obama of being an elitist.

Monday, May 5, 2008
Disaster in Myanmar

Four thousand estimated to have perished in a cyclone that hit Myanmar.

Sunday, May 4, 2008
Gas Tax Holiday

I bet all those people up in Minneapolis would have second thoughts about saving eighteen cents a gallon from the suspension of the federal gasoline tax. The next time a bridge collapses we can just think of all the benefits of having saved something like thirty cents a day.

Friday, May 2, 2008
Mission Not So Accomplished

The White House still denies that it was responsible for the declaration of mission accomplished on the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln on May 1, 2003! What they meant was that the aircraft carrier and her group of other ships had accomplished their individual mission. Everybody knows that every time one of these navy ships accomplishes a mission that have to unfurl one of those gigantic banners. I guess the mission was to make the President look more idiotic.

Thursday, May 1, 2008
World’s First Acid Tripper Dies

The father of the acid trip, Albert Hofmann, dies at 102! Obviously an occasional LSD hit doesn’t affect one’s ability to live a long life!

Thursday, May 1, 2008 - Posted by | Life, Quick Notes

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