Quick Notes 201207

Friday, July 27, 2012
Consumer Confidence Dips

The economy grows at a dismal pace of 1.5% as consumer spending cools and job creators have yet to pick up the slack.

Sunday, July 22, 2012
Joe Paterno Statue Comes Down

Penn State workers cover the Joe Paterno statue just before its removal from outside Beaver Stadium on the Penn State campus.

Friday, July 20, 2012
The Dark Knight Rises

The Dark Knight Rises starts today! Unfortunately I probably won’t see it for another month!

Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Boy Scouts Reaffirm Its Ban On Gays

The Boy Scouts reaffirms its ban on homosexuality. According to the Boy Scouts, character counts only when the character isn’t gay.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012
They’re Called Thin Mints

When asked what was his favorite Girl Scout cookie, President Obama said the mint cookies. At least he didn’t say one of the mint flavored goodies.

Saturday, July 14, 2012
Condoleezza Rice For Vice Preisent

Condoleezza Rice has about as much chance of being selected Mitt Romney’s vice-presidential running mate as Barack Obama.

Thursday, July 12, 2012
Rot In Hell Joe Paterno

Rot in hell Joe Paterno! Rot in hell!

Wednesday, July 11, 2012
33rd Time’s No Charm

Speaker John Boehner leads the House of Representatives through its 33rd vote of repealing Obamacare. And for the 33rd time it passed! And for the 33rd time it will be defeated in the Senate.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Serena Williams Wins Wimbledon

Serena Williams wins Wimbledon! I might be wrong but I think she’s kinda happy about it.

Friday, July 6, 2012
Zimmermillion

George Zimmerman’s bond has gone from $150k to one million dollars. That’s what happens when you’re proven to be a liar and a cheat who’s also accused of being a murderer.

Saturday, July 1, 2012
Airbus In Alabama

Airbus announces plans to open a factory right in Boeing’s home turf, the United States. Airbus will open a new factory just outside of Mobile, Alabama that will employ a thousand people. And they will do it without a special tax break from the government for job creators.