Quick Notes 201206

Saturday, June 30, 2012
Obamney Care

In a brief slip of the tongue while discussing the Supreme Court’s health-care ruling, Louisiana Govenor Bobby Jindal invoked the term Obomney care, a phrase that does little to help Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

Friday, June 29, 2012
Colorado Wildfires

It is estimated that the raging Colorado wildfires have destroyed three hundred fifty homes making it the most destructive fire in the state’s history. But there’s still no evidence of global warming.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Venus Williams Out

Five time Wimbledon champion Venus Williams is eliminated in the first round.

Saturday, June 23, 2012
Sandusky Found Guilty

Jerry Sandusky was found guilty of involuntary deviate sexual intercourse, guilty of indecent assault, guilty of endangering the welfare of children, and guilty of being an inhuman monster.

Thursday, June 21, 2012
Chief Bill Lee is fired!

Sanford, Florida, Police Chief Bill Lee, who drew criticism for his department’s actions and lack of actions in its miserable investigation of the murder of Trayvon Martin by George Zimmerman, was fired Wednesday.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Gun Sales Up

Gun sales are up! Must be an election year and a black guy is competing for the White House.

Sunday, June 17, 2012
Happy Father’s Day

Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there, especially the ones waking up to a bottle of Old Spice (my old standby when I had to get my father a Father’s Day gift).

Thursday, June 14, 2012
Shaping The Economy

President Obama says that the election will shape the national economy for years to come. Duh!

Monday, June 11, 2012
David Cameron’s Wager

British Prime Minister David Cameron lost his eight year old daughter at the pub. English people obviously take their wagers very seriously!

Monday, June 4, 2012
K-A-I-N Radio

Former conservative White House contender Herman Cain will be hired to host a radio show where he can promote his belief that “the dumb masses are running the country.” Would that be better than his dumb-ass ruining the country?