Simpson is Arrested in Las Vegas

O.J. Simpson makes Homer Simpson look like a genius. Whether you think he did it or not Mr. Simpson dodged a racially powered, high velocity bullet when he was acquitted of killing his white wife Nicole Brown-Simpson. Ever since he was accused of the crime white people hated him. If years of the injustice system of Texas is any indication black men do not even want to be anywhere in the vicinity when a white woman is murdered. I believe a lot of people think he did it. But the investigation into the murder was so badly botched by Mark Fuhrman and the other racist who were somewhat impatient and creative with their collection of evidence and their liberal use of racially insensitive language. So you would think after having his life on the line the man would do what he could to just go somewhere and sit down and live the rest of his hated life fading away into Bolivia.

That’s what you would think. But, what Mr. Simpson thinks is that he is back on the field and he’s dodging tackles and he’s unstoppable. Like a lot of people who think they are larger than life he begs for attention from anyone who will give it to him. His book outlining how he would have killed his wife if he had killed his wife was like a bitch slap to the public. The title should have been An Idiot Nigga’s Guide to Pissing Off White People. Regardless, rumor has it that the book, If I Did It by the Goldman Family via O.J. Simpson, is currently number one on Amazon.com. The timing could not have been better. It is just a guess but it looks like people’s piqued curiosity has gotten the better of their hatred.

It is alleged that Mr. Simpson and a couple of hired hands broke into a hotel room of a sports memorabilia dealer to steal back what Mr. Simpson felt was stolen from him. It is alleged that the hired hands rushed into the room with their guns drawn. If Mr. Simpson is an idiot then anybody who would put their freedom on the line to help him steal some sports paraphernalia is a top gun of idiots. O.J. Simpson had just given the white community a second chance at tagging him and putting him away. It doesn’t matter if he did it or not the white community feels that this is a black man that has given them the middle finger and they now have just the provocation needed to show Mr. Simpson what they think of his black beating a murder rap ass.

The network news stations are pulling out their stock footage of the original O.J. Simpson trial. The networks are doing what they can to remind people what this man had done and exactly how he had did it. There’s the Ford Bronco on the slow role down the Los Angeles highway. There’s Mr. Simpson putting his acting skills to use trying to make it look like he is really struggling to put on the bloodied gloves. There’s Mr. Simpson making a statement before Judge Ito on why he wouldn’t be taking the stand to defend himself. There’s Johnnie Cochrane putting his head on Mr. Simpson’s shoulder as if they were best friend instead of a high profile client and a trial attorney who was about to have his career catapulted into the stratosphere. There’s O.J. Simpson trying to look humble as the jury gave their not guilty verdict. And then there’s Mr. Simpson back on the golf course and living even higher off the hog.

One network played two separate videos of people’s responses to the jury verdict. One video showed an all black group, the other showed an all white group. The verdict was announced. The black people cheered as if O.J. just scored a touchdown in the super bowl for their team. The white people were obviously for the other team. White people were robbed. Black people finally can point to one of their own that was being railroaded by some racist investigators and prosecutors in a justice system that many feel treats black people unfairly.

But now it is time for the second quarter. The Las Vegas police have the ball and they aren’t about to make the same mistakes that the people in Los Angeles did. This investigation will be professional and it will be thorough. Rest assured white community that Mr. Simpson is as good as got. Rumor has it that armed robbery in the state of Nevada can carry a sentence up to thirty five years. Mr. Simpson won’t even get bail because everybody knows his a flight risk. No doubt about it, Mr. Simpson is about to do some time.

I can imagine the video footage now. All the black people are doing their collective cry of frustration as their player just fumbled the ball just yards from the end zone and the other team recovered. And as the camera pans over to the other side, white people are in the stands dancing. And all O.J. can say is D’oh!